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you know what? fuck it. i won’t become a hobo if i don’t answer perfectly. i’ll better sleep, ffs

1) i have an absolutely fucked up day schedule and it’s impossible for me to go to bed early

2) i’m actually accepting and tolerant but i can’t stand stupidity and narrow-mindedness so it seems like i’m a cruel bitch most of the time because people

3) i am willing to learn by reading books, discovering new places and meeting amazing people, not learning geometry formulas

4) i like lying on the floor for hours and howling

5) someday later i will write a book about procrastination but somehow i manage to have surprisingly good grades

6) i have this amazing lasting relationship with my cat we’ve been together for 14 years or so luv u my sweecakez xo haha swag

7) hugging is my life i can’t live without hugs i feel so complete when someone precious hugs me

8) i know four languages

9) i have a thing for t-shirts

10) my idea of perfect life is owning ten cats, eating pizza every day and having Ben Barnes as a boyfriend

now imagine of me passing this to all my followers because i want to read everyone’s replies

p.s. i love american-horror-storyyy

<3

Everyone at my school's idea of a relationship: Someone asks someone "Will you go out with me?" and the other person says yes. They hug in the hallways, hold hands in the morning before the bell rings, and they kiss at lunch. They say "I love you" after two days. The whole school agrees that they are the cutest couple ever and hopes that they will last.
My idea of a relationship: You start talking to each other and is in the "talking stage". One person asks you to go a date with them. You guys go a few more dates. You guys are dating. You guys act like a couple. You hug, you hold hands, you kiss. One person asks you to be their boyfriend/girlfriend. You guys are now officially a couple. You're in one of those relationships where you don't announce it to the whole world but you won't deny it if someone asked. You guys are comfortable around each other, you hang out outside of school. You say "I love you" when the time is right and when you actually mean it. You have a threeway with Satan. You agree that all other mortals are no better than the mud caked to your collective shoes and sacrifice the whole of your school to the Dark Lord as per his request mid-coitus. You rule the charred and ruined remains of your homeland with an iron fist. Together &lt;3

undesired-pageblood:

emotionalfossil:

bubonickitten:

0ptimuspenguin:

ambieheartsturtlep0rn:

capitolresident:

Let’s play a game called ‘Stay up late and hate myself in the morning’

‘on a school night’ edition

with unlockable bonus round ‘finals week’

expansion pack: ‘don’t do anything productive’

DLC: ‘Client Projects Edt’

Survival Mode: Parents ON

laharlthecreator:

Sony’s Stock Price after Microsoft’s XBox One press conference.

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the only way i can study is if i’m doing it for Clementine.

snapchatting:

i was confident for like 2 minutes one time

frosteethesnowman:

tumblr’s all fun and games and then you realize it’s four a.m. and you have three tests tomorrow and you’ve accomplished nothing and your whole life is a lie

wurnbo:

did i allow u to have fun without me

silenthill:

leonmcgann:

-annoying:

i took a picture of a white girl taking a picture of her starbucks

she looks so happy

nature is amazing

jimmyyesvak:

vintagernisery:

rhydonmyhardon:

reblog if you remember lil’ bill a.k.a black caillou

except lil bill wasn’t a lil bitch

DROPPING SOME SICK BURNS TONIGHT HOT DAMN

sometimes i drop things and am too lazy to pick them up, like pencils, or my hopes and dreams

untroestlich:

jesuschristvevo:

a white girl walks into a bar and asks for a frappuccino

what’s wrong with this? I always do this. Not at bars but at mccafe or starbucks.

I don’t get the joke. Someone tell me? :3

somebodyl0vesyouxox:

babyminaj:

every time i see someone reblog this i lose so much respect for myself omfg 

god bless 

jacknoir:

u kno all the good urls are taken when