me when i log into tumbler dot com
I’ll stop the world and smelt with you
Wasn’t expecting that
True love is world domination and that is beautiful
This is the best relationship to have hands down,
mother: is it a boy or a girl?
doctor: *puts baby between teeth* it’s a metaphor
dont even ask just put your mind in a suspension of disbelief and click play
i think i just had a religious experience
So a while back i was at this party and i was the first girl to arrive and there were like 20 guys already there, we were all siting around, having a beer and whatnot when the dj arrived. So all the guys went out the front of the house to help set up the dj gear and it was just me sitting there alone in the backyard for like 5 minuets. I stood up to go follow them bc i was getting really bored when i realized something, my period had gone through my white pants and stained the while chair, i was humiliated, i had no idea what to do, i could hear the guys were coming back and i had to do something quick, time was running out. So i grabbed the chair, ran like 10 meters and threw it over the fence into the neighboring yard, i quickly walked back and tied my jacket around my waist. The guys soon returned and didn’t suspect a thing, i am amazing.
Elsa got arrested
This is amazing.
let me go
let me go
Hannibal once served me tongue and then made a joke about eating mine. It would be narrow to not at least consider it.
its a metaphor, you see. you place your cursor right upon the killing thing, but you dont actually click on it.
"We have to talk about your ‘stache."